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Sabtu, 24 Ogos 2019
LAP JAMBAN
LAP JAMBAN
Patut Utusan jual RM5/ mcm The Edge.
Baru org ramai tahu utusan ade nilai.
Selama ni org hanya tahu utusan
utk lap jamban je...
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BIJOK
BIJOK
SENDIRI BUKA
SENDIRI TUTUP
KAH KAH KAH
TT ada betul ka, satu kali Piem tepi call sama penganjur, itu demo tara jadi. Ini serupa kartun juga. Pigi tengok apa sana cerita
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JANGAN SILAP
SATU
MSIA
WAJIB
TUNJUK
SIMPATI
KUALA LUMPUR – Penyelaras Parlimen Jasin, Khairuddin Abu Hassan melahirkan rasa simpati dan kasihan terhadap Presiden PKR, Anwar Ibrahim kerana tidak dijemput menghadiri mesyuarat ketua-ketua parti komponen semalam.
Mesyuarat tersebut dipengerusikan Perdana Menteri, Dr Mahathir Mohamad.
Khairuddin berkata, sepatutnya sebagai individu yang digelar perdana menteri kelapan (PM8), Anwar sepatutnya dijemput menghadiri mesyuarat seumpama itu, bagaimanapun keadaan perkembangan semalam menyaksikan perkara sebaliknya.
“Saya simpati dengan Anwar Ibrahim seolah-olah dirinya tidak diiktiraf dan saya mohon maaf di atas kenyataan saya!” katanya dalam hantaran terbaharu di laman Facebook.
Khairuddin berkata, konco-konco Anwar amat yakin beliau bakal menggantikan Dr Mahathir dan golongan tersebut disifatkan sebagai kurang sabar dan tidak bernas sehingga membuatkan rakyat menyampah dengan agenda perebutan kuasa dalam Pakatan Harapan.
“Puak-puak rakus kuasa ini juga tidak pernah mahu mempelajari kesilapan silam dan masih mengulangi kesilapan.
“Golongan ini memberi sokongan yang bakal membawa rebah buat selamanya kepada bos mereka.
‘Kini, saya rasa anwar ibrahim kena cerminkan mukanya dengan cermin yang paling besar!” katanya lagi. – MalaysiaGazette
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NURUL NANGIS KERANA DIA TAU
NURUL NANGIS
KERANA DIA TAHU
Sabar nurul, npe nangis..lap la airmata mu nurul..khidupan smemangnya mcm ni..kdngkala kita kat atas kdngkala kita kat bwah..ada naik dan ada turun..ada menang ada kalah..kdgkla kita didepan kdngkla kita diblkng..nurul pnh kawin msti nurul tau sgt kann...tahan ya sket nurul..
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SEBAB LAIN
SEBAB
LAIN
Bila siang malam Hishamudin Rais dok melabon pasal DSAI. Orang dah mula pelik apakah sebabnya? Aku tak rasa sebab DSAI main belakang.
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SEMAH DEWATA MULIA RAYA
SEMBAH DEWATA
MULIA RAYA
Bodo la abg yg tulis komen tu. Dia tak tau ke tt sembah dewata mulia raya, tuhan bani melayu. Ishh susah la org jenis ni.. Dia ingat semua melayu tu islam, mesti dia tau tau kat arab sanun ramai kristian. Kahkahkah
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METAPORA
SAHEH TAPI ITU
METAPORA TT
BUKAN JENIS
CARI PROJEK
Tt ingt lg tak dlu pnah msuk mastika Tt nk buat projek signboard sluruh mlaysia. Signboard yg btul2 blh tunjuk jln bg smpai kedestinasi, bukn yg jnis skerat2 je pstu sesat. Dlu Tt mntk zman Bn mmg la dorg tk bg. Skrg zaman Ph, siap madey lg payung Tt. Mntk la Tt, pstu amik wa jd kuli pn tkpe, keje sush skrg nih...
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JELES
JELES
Suratkhabar Sun percuma.
Jumlah purata Pembaca se Hari lebih kurang 300,000. Tak de problem kewangan. Tak de RM1.6 mil Dari parti melayu bayar gaji tertunggak. Umno pandai, Najib genius. Utusan / Kosmo best in the world. Naik harga mmg wajar. Sun bodoh, kaum lain jealous. TT tak paham niaga. TT pun jealous
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ESOK PETANG DEWAN CHINA
TEMASIK
JEMPUTAN
PETANG ESOK JAM 2.00
DEWAN CHINA KUALA LUMPUR
IKUTI SIARAN LANGSUNG FB
Will the Singapore Opposition make a breakthrough in the coming GE?
Join us on Sunday 25 August 2019 in Kuala Lumpur
at 2.30 to 5.00 pm at the KLSCAH -
Kuala Lumpur Selangor Chinese Assembly Hall (KLSCAH)*
Mr Lim Tean is a Singaporean opposition politician and a lawyer. He is the founding leader of People's Voice, the 11th political party in Singapore, and previously served as Secretary-General of the National Solidarity Party from 30 August 2015 to 18 May 2017. His various political video broadcasts are very well received in Singapore.
Mr Leong Sze Hian is undoubtedly one of the most recognised names amongst netizens in Singapore. He was President of the Society of Financial Service Professionals, an alumnus of Harvard, and author of four books. Currently being sued by the Singapore Prime Minister. He is an effective and engaging public speaker.
Moderator: Tan Wah Piow, lawyer and Singapore exile based in London
Organised by Monsoons Book Club Limited.
• Venue KLSCAH -
ground floor meeting room,
No1 Jalan Maharajalela, KL.
Heavyweight opposition
members and activists
organise unified
meeting in M’sia
People’s Voice Party (PVP) Chief Lim Tean, political exile Tan Wah Piow and activist Leong Sze Hian have organized a discussion in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia and have called for other Singaporeans to join them.
Their meeting, or discussion, is titled, ‘Will the Singapore Opposition make a breakthrough in the coming GE?’.
Set to be held on Sunday, August 25 at the Kuala Lumpur Selangor Chinese Assembly Hall (KLSCAH).
A Facebook post by Mr Tan read, “Mr Lim Tean is a Singaporean opposition politician and a lawyer. He is the founding leader of People’s Voice, the 11th political party in Singapore, and previously served as Secretary-General of the National Solidarity Party from 30 August 2015 to 18 May 2017. His various video broadcasts are very well received in Singapore.
Mr Leong Sze Hian is undoubtedly one of the most recognised names amongst netizens in Singapore. He was President of the Society of Financial Service Professionals, an alumnus of Harvard, and author of four books. Currently being sued by the Singapore Prime Minister. He is an effective and engaging public speaker”.
Tan Wah Piow, a lawyer and Singapore exile based in London will also moderate the event.
While the event is likely held in Malaysia because of Tan’s inability to come into Singapore due to his exile, many also suggest that it is held in Malaysia to mimic Tun Dr. Mahathir bin Mohamad’s political coalition, Pakatan Harapan.
HANTU APA NI?
HANTU APA NI
Hantu Penunggu ..
maksud nye mcm tuan rumah
yg tunggu rumah ..
hantu penunggu busut,
maka busut tu milik hantu.
Ada tak HANTU MENUNGGU ..
mcm Abam PM Menunggu
..c o n t o h ..jgn marah ..
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HARTA TAK ADA CF
HARTA TAK ADA
CF PULAAAAK
Kah kah kah..gelak mcm tt..
cuba tukar taktik jual 50sen... Tgk laku tak laku mangga tu.. tgk muka pengerusi mangga pun tau dah bodohnya..tepek sikit tt muka dia.. ingat dia heran ngan maslah pekebun mangga..kalu ikut harta dia bole dilupuskan utk tolong staff mangga... Kah kah kah..harta dia ada cf ka? Saja tanya. Jgn marah
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Mmg salah la klu dinaikkan hrga plk lg. Ptutnya mangga tu kna bg sdekah, pastu gi curi mangga yg mmber duk jual kat sbelah. Klu rsa tk ckup gi curi kat kebun kawan tu plk..ksimpulannya, nk wat apa2 bg puashti..
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HOK NI MU TANYA NURUL
HOK NI MU
TANYA NURUL
Dah balik dari mekah
jgn pulak masih cari gotu gotu...
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SEMBAHYANG TU APA
SEMBAHYANG
ITU APA?
Mana pi Islam Budaya?
Kau melantak lemang
setiap kali Raya boleh,
atas alasan Islam Budaya Melayu.
Bila tang sembahyang
kenapa taknak ikut budaya Melayu ?
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PENIAGA BUMIPUTERA
PENIAGA
BUMIPUTERA
Masuk akal...masuk akal lebih baik dari masuk air..TT dalam kepala maknusia 1 ringgit tu murah..tentu buah tak ada kualiti..tak sedap...tapi cuba letak 5 ringgit sebiji...berebut orang beli sebab pembeli sangka buah tu sedap dan berkualiti...jadi mana satu betul..masuk angin ke..masuk air ke..masuk akal ke???
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TOLAK BAKAL KENA PAU
TOLAK PEMIMPIN
BAKAL KENA PAU
TT, pemimpin bermasalah dah tentu kena pau, kalau kena pau tempiasnya ditanggung oleh rakyat marhaen, jadiiiii jangan pilih dan jangan terima pemimpin yang bermasalah...tolak pemimpin bermasalah...
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TAKUT PENUNGGU
TAKUT PENUNGGU
Bnyk cite hantu klua arini ye Tt.
Seram plk rse. Cite psal hantu tu satu hal, pastu cite psal org yg tkut kat hntu tu plk dua hal. Tt tkut jgk kan kat pnunggu..
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KESAH APAM TERBALIK
KESAH APAM
TERBALIK
Tempat saya di perak bandar berkembar dengan Tampoi. Dulu harga apam balek RM2.50 sekarang RM3.00 heran tidak ada pelanggan Q nak beli. Surat khabar akhbar kebangsaan tulin dulu RM1.50 sekarang diturunkan kepada RM2.00, Kosmo RM1.00 sekarang turun kepada RM1.50 pun juga sangat mengherankan tidak ramai pelanggan Q nak beli.
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LETERIK DIPERLUKAN
LETERIK PERLU
UTUSAN?
Laku contoh seperti Tenaga elektrik.Semasa dibawah LLN elektrik murah. Lepas jadi TNB elektrik mahal orang masih beli lagi.Kah Kah kah.Tanya Madey kroni ada untung ka jual elektrik.
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PENUNGGU
TUNGGU
Ini kisah tunggu punya tunggu jadi penunggu la ni. Kisah ni kisah ulangan pritiwa yg dolo2..hari ni hntu pnunggu yg sama duk meroyan mlawan bomoh yg sma. Bmoh ni ckup handal main ilmu tarik tali dlm slua. Petua org dlu, lau nmpk hntu, bukak slua, tonggeng bntot..ada bran?
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