Ahad, 7 September 2008

SELAMAT BERBUKA PUASA

Kuala Lumpur mendung. Sejuk dan nyaman.
Inilah rasanya cuaca musim bunga di Eropah.

Tuan empunya warong jajan – gembira
Di Bangsar warong jajan menjadi sibuk
Di Jalan Masjid India sudah mula sibuk
Di persekitan Chow Kit buah tamar dan biskut kering sudah menggunung

Hari Raya lagi 24 hari.

Masa berjalan pantas.
Masa kita berpuasa dizaman kanak-kanak masa berjalan amat lambat
Masa kita berpuasa ketika bersekolah masa bergerak lambat juga
Masa kita berpuasa zaman dewasa - masa bergerak cepat tapi kita jadi lambat

Masa dalam jel satu hari macam sepuluh tahun
Masa bertenet dengan awek atau balak macam tak cukup masa
Masa bechatting masa berlari cepat
Masa exam bila tahu buat jawapan masa tak cukup-cukup untuk menulis
Masa exam bila tak tahu buat jawapan berpeluh-peluh menunggu masa

Masa kanak-kanak tak tahu apa tegang
Masa muda selalu tegang
Masa tua tak tegang-tegang
Masa nak buka kain nak cepat-cepat
Masa nak pancut nak lambat-lambat

Masa itu relatif

32 ulasan:

  1. hahahaha......
    auwwww.....

    steady bro Isham...
    betul la...

    BalasPadam
  2. woww ape yang tegang2 tur... menarik, gembira saya membaca catatan tuan tukartiub.. selamat berbuka puasa semua.

    BalasPadam
  3. pehhhhh !! bro dah dlm kain dah plak masa diaaaa....

    maso suap gulai itek den lalu dopan kau pon tak lawo..hahahahaha

    BalasPadam
  4. mailah download lagu MP3 raya

    www.lagusempoi.blogspot.com

    Musim bertenang di bulan Ramadan. Bulan mulia

    BalasPadam
  5. ini sudah bab lucah...

    bulan posa ni jangan citer yang tegang-tegang tu bahaya...


    hehehe raya lagi 24 hari...
    tarawih tak penah pegi...
    hehehe
    camana bang? 16hb ni jadik?

    BalasPadam
  6. hmm betul jgak bro..

    sudah menjadi hukum alam..

    BalasPadam
  7. Isham,

    Masa Be End perintah....semua takut-takut nak cakap, masa PR merintah, tak cukup-cukup tempat nak cakap...

    Navy pencen

    BalasPadam
  8. betul bro...cam lu cerita kisah hidup gua la...he he

    BalasPadam
  9. Bro Hisham, ni dialog anak muda yang aku ingat dalam filem 'Dari Jemapoh ke Manchestee':

    'Sekarang masa dan jam dah tak penting lagi.'

    Dialog yang diucapkan oleh anak muda bilamana mereka bergegas nak memandu kereta Volvo merah tu menuju ke Manchestee.

    BalasPadam
  10. jgn pancut2. batal puasa.

    haha

    BalasPadam
  11. heheheheh....golak den....tapi ghayo lagi 22 hari la bro

    BalasPadam
  12. hahahahaaa...
    bulan puasa ni kalau nak tegang kena tunggu malam...
    jgn salah anggap ye...maksud saya bertegang urat...
    siang hari tengah puasa bertegang urat...makruh, tak elok tuuuu....

    BalasPadam
  13. tak boleh tegang selalu...
    tak tegang pun tak boleh jugak...

    BalasPadam
  14. blog anda sedang dipantau jakim.

    BalasPadam
  15. bro, aku heran. aku tertanya. seberapa ramai banyak meninggi sekalipun. tak ramai yang otaknya dicerahkan!

    BalasPadam
  16. raya lagi 24 hari, puasa dah berapa hari? ;)
    steady, steady.

    BalasPadam
  17. setiap kali aku masuk website ni aku nampak sekork babi hisap rokok macam hisap tak posa shj.

    BalasPadam
  18. bro hisham came across an interesting article
    MAYBE HERE IS A REASON WHY AHMAD AL BIADAP said what he said because his rice bowl is very badly affected with the bn losses in Penang, his business periuk nasi sudah poceeeeh and that is why he is lashing out to the chinese and hopes he can get away with whatever he says, there is too much vested interest.
    http://margeemar.blogspot.com/2008/09/real-reason-why-pm-badawi-doesnt-want.html

    the reason why badawi is not taking action against the warlord ahmad al biadap,
    excrept from the article

    This Scribe was curious as to why the BN/Umno leadership were so afraid to take action against Ahamd Ismail for his Seditious remark. After doing a Sherlock Holmes, this Scribe begin to get the big picture. It appears that Ahmad Ismail is a big time Umno warlord in Penang.
    Ahmad Ismail was cleared of bankruptcy by the Insolvency Department in 2006. Ahmad Ismail is the figure linked to the controversial PORR project in Penang. He is the director of Peninsular Metroworks Sdn. Bhd., the concessionaire for the project. Ahmad is an influential Umno divisional leader and former Penang Chief Minister Koh Tsu Koon was beholden to him for support. That was why Koh was powerless when Ahmad Ismail a mere Umno division leader could wield so much influence over him and accused him of not paying attention to the Malays in Penang.The CM’s former constituency of Tanjong Bungah happens to be in the Bukit Bendera division.
    It gets more interesting here, The Scribe discovered that PM Abdullah Badawi was named as a director of Yayasan Bumiputra Pulau Pinang, who owns 34% of the PMW share via two wholly-owned companies, Kumpulan Pinang and Kumpulan Perhubungan. Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi is linked to the Penang Outer Ring Road (PORR) project’s concessionaire company, Peninsular Metroworks Sdn. Bhd. (PMW) According to corporate information obtained from the Companies Commission of Malaysia, Abdullah (I.C. No.391126-07-5077) was first appointed director of the Yayasan Bumiputra Pulau Pinang Sdn. Bhd. His name is still listed as a director.Yayasan Bumiputra now controls 34.78 percent of PMW through its two subsidiary companies; Kumpulan Pinang Holding Sdn. Bhd. and Kumpulan Perhubungan Sdn. Bhd.
    This was a result of restructuring of the ownership equity in PMW. The shareholders areas follows:
    Kumpulan Pinang Holding Sdn. Bhd. (222310-D) 10,000 share
    Lingkaran Tanjung Sdn. Bhd. (676910-W) 340,000 share
    Setegap Berhad (107232-X) 12,750 share
    Kumpulan Perhubungan Sdn. Bhd. (60597-A) 1,190,000 share
    Nadi Senandung Sdn. Bhd. (381079-U) 1,897,250 share
    Setegap Berhad is a construction company listed on Bursa Malaysia.Lingkaran Tanjung (formerly known as Jasminata Sdn. Bhd) was registered on 30.12.2004 and its registered address is at Suite 2.01, Tingkat 2, Wisma K.P.Loh, No 42 Jalan Besar, Kajang, Selangor. There is no information on the nature of its business and its financial standing. Sources said the directors are related to Datuk Ahmad Ismail.
    Major shareholder, Nadi Senandung is principally controlled by Datuk Ahmad Ismail via a dormant company, Cedar Heights Sdn. Bhd. (267289-U). From the web of ownership structure and list of directors, it has confirmed DAP’s allegation that the PORR project is a classic example of Umno’s crony capitalism. Peninsular Metro-Works Sdn Bhd, would be given not just the profitable toll collection for 30-years, but also properties belonging to Penangites amounting to 31 hectares of prime Penang State land (why?). It would also gained 202 hectares of reclaimed land off Gurney Drive. The value of the total package? It’s approximately RM5 billion, not just the RM2 billion we’ve been led to believe.
    Nadi group's power structure: Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail > Goh & Foo >> Loo or Chua. If the PORR concession is awarded to PMWSB, Nadi which controls 54.5% of PMWSB will effectively control the Board and the PORR project. But Cedar's Board will make the decisions, because Cedar controls 85% of Nadi. Cedar, in turn, is controlled by Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail (30%), City (29.3%), and Nagasari (20%). Among these three Cedar shareholders, Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail holds the largest power because, if disagreement arises, he only has to forge an alliance or agreement with either one of City or Nagasari to exceed 50% voting rights (To be precise, In the case of an alliance with Nagasari he will need another two shares).
    In contrast, if either of City or Nagasari disagrees with him, each will need two other alliances, including one major shareholder, to reach 50% voting rights. Between the last two, City is far more powerful than Nagasari, because of its 29.3% vs Nagasari's 20%, but also because the latter's shareholders are split into two equal-weight of 47.5% (Loo and Chua), while City is owned by Goh and Foo of the same address, which is assumed to mean close relations or associates who would be expected to vote together. City's two major shareholders are also directors at Cedar.
    It doesn't matter that the total attributable stake to Dato Haji Ahmad Bin Ismail (13.9%) is smaller than to Goh Choon Aun and Foo Quin Yar (together 21.2%), or Setegap's 25.5%, or KPHSB's 20%. Simply because Cedar will dominate the Board of Nadi, which will dominate the Board of PMWSB, those who dominate Cedar will hold sway.
    The State and Federal civil servants will have to answer the questions: How do you expect 20%-shareholder KPHSB to play a more useful role in the financially much more demanding PORR project and Peninsular Metro-Works Sdn Bhd, considering KPHSB's apparent inability to contribute to Jelutong Expressway? And if there is a high risk that Peninsular Metro-Works Sdn Bhd will not be adequately supported by its financially weak shareholders, why should PMWSB be awarded the PORR concession, particularly without an open, competitive bidding process?

    That's the reason why PM Badawi, Najib and the rest of the BN/Umno leadership are just giving Ahmad Ismail a slap on the wrist over this seditious remark. Don't be surprised if Liow Tiong Lai, Ong Ka Ting, Ong Ka Chuan Ng Yen Yen, Chor Chee Heung, Koh Tsu Koon, Chia Kwang Chye et al will come and say to the Chinese community to accept Najib's and Umno's apology while heaping praises on the Umno leadership for their 'courage' in apologizing.
    Posted by MarGeeMar

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  19. kah kah kah
    mmg masa berjalan
    tp bro isham tetap muda

    BalasPadam
  20. AhAhHAhAh apa yang tegang? nasib baik da bukak poasa, dah boleh tegang! AHHAhAhAH
    www.mindabersaru.blogspot.com
    www.tokanhenset.blogspot.com

    BalasPadam
  21. masa itu emas,
    masa itu duit,
    massa itu majalah,
    masa itu bukan kata dasar bagi masakan,
    masakan mak sedap,
    masalodeh pun sedap juga,

    mas mona nyayian jefry din.. ahahah

    wacaya sama lu bro..
    selamat hari-hari

    BalasPadam
  22. e'eleh abg isy�m ni.. Bulan pos� kan ni.. Tp mmg btul la, zaman saya bebudak dulu kemain lama rasa nunggu hbis pose sb xtahan nk beraya.. Tapi bila dah kawin, benda yg cepat2 plak yg cpat mendtgkan bengkq..tak puas manjang..

    BalasPadam
  23. salam...

    hehehe...lu ni wa rasa dh banyak short ni bro...eheheh..bawak2 la berfikir rasional skit broo..dh brape lama x dapat ni bro?? hahahahah....

    BalasPadam
  24. Masa menunggu 16 Sept. pun rasa lambat juga, tak tiba-tiba.

    Saya minat dengan artikel Saudara di Malaysiakini. Buku Saudara yang ada wajah Altantuya seronok dibaca.

    Hasil tulisan Saudara yang pertama saya baca ialah skrip Dari Jemapoh ke Manchester.

    BalasPadam
  25. Abg Isham....napa menyepi ja...saya dah ketagih nak baca penulisan abg Isham ni..rasa x lengkap ja klu masuk intenet tak baca artikel abg Isham

    http://suarasaktii.wordpress.com/

    BalasPadam
  26. Bro,

    Lu ni menyesatkan orang daa. Apa punya turrr.. Ingat nak raya je... Nak kena bagi tazkirah ramadhan ni. hahahhahhahha

    Wopla Jingga

    BalasPadam
  27. Bro Sham,Depa pi berurut kat Taiwan nak ngelak urat togang togang . Elly Supit.

    BalasPadam
  28. Bro Isham..

    Selamat berpuasa..jangan bertegang sangat.. bulan nie elok slow down sikit..

    Wasalam..

    BalasPadam