TEATER DARI LAOS

TAK JUMPA

EMPAT MATA

JUMPA DALAM

DEWAN MAKAN

TEATER DEWAN MAKAN

NAJIB:  salam mualaikon tuan presiden apa khabar

OBAMA: i am okay - all under control

NAJIB: boleh tolong tak?

OBAM : tolong apa?

ROAMAh:  elo eloo... eloo.. mi.. mi..mi mi...

NAJIB: tolong slookan DOJ ..

OBAMA: oooo that case..

NAJIB: slookan loretta lynch.. boleh ke tuan 

             presiden.. kita buat deal.. i. i.. help..         

ROSMAH: eloo...e looo... mi mi....mi mi..

OBAMA: your case is  with DOJ.. you're fucked..

NAJIB: tolong laaa...  me in big trouble at home

OBAMA: my maaaaannn... this is amerika
              a nation ... rule of law.... 
              loretta lynch not your..

              fucking pak pandir...

NAJIB: mahathir and anwar ..combine forces..i die

ROSMAH: elo eloo..mister presiden... mi mi...

OBAMA : yes fat lady.. what can i do for you..

ROSMAH: where is michelee... i nak bagi beg..

OBAMA:  she is not on this trip...sorry..

ROSMAH: i nak bagi beg birkin.. not dedak ..

OBAMA: fat lady...your wife is fuck... get it..

ROSMAH: wife...you call me wife...mister presiden                   you also read tukar tiub?

OBAMA: kah kah kah... your wife is fuck..

ROSMAH: can i hadiah cincin for micheele...

OBAMA : fat slob ugly face ..you are fuck too...

NAJIB: pasal apa you masuk campur...dia marah

ROSMAH:  i nak ceraikan you...baru you tahu.

NAJIB: mister presiden.. you help me ..i help you..

           i give you sabah... for american base...

OBAMA: istoqomah mister najib.. 

              you're dead meat..             

              do more ya ha na na...

              and read tukar tiub kah kah kah

  

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