Jumaat, 9 September 2016

TEATER LAOS





TEATER LAOS

DISAMBUNG




NAJIB: ello mister presiden nice to see
you again...

OBAMA: who the fuck are you..opsss sorry
who the fuck is this fat ugly bitch...

NAJIB: my wife opsss... my husband...

OBAMA: by the away when are u leaving?

ROSMAH: eloooo... mi mi mi....

NAJIB: leaaving ? where to?

OBAMA: was told by  andrew mccabe 
you applied asylum to saudi arabia...
or some sort...

ROSMAH: elo mister presiden... mi mi..
 negro ni... dia ingat dia terrer...

NAJIB: mister presiden i need your help
anwar and madey has united...i die..

OBAMA:  good luck..fuck face

ROSMAH: eeee...obama ini nak fak i ke? 

NAJIB: mister president... look
RTM cameraman smile....

ROSMAH: mister presiden... mi mi mi...
where is michelle... i have a present..
a bag of dedak for her face..

OBAMA: sorry ugly bitch she is not here

ROSMAH: ooooo.. president amerika
kata i beach.. muka i cantik puteh 
melepak macam pantai

NAJIB: i help you with TPPA mister president

OBAMA: forget about that...all over.. hillary
is against it... ha ha... i took you for a ride

ROSMAH: obama kata semua all right ke?

NAJIB: cilaka punya negro... gunakan aku

ROSMAH: dulu kat UM i ada negro juga...

OBAMA: najib .. why dont you do something
about your  fat ugly husband..  liposuction her
and dont bring her to dinner...  
her ugly fuck fave  destroy people appetite... 
i got to go...after seeing her face i lost
my desire for dinner...

ROSMAH: mister president... if u want to
go to umrah we can sponsor you...

BERSAMBUNG...






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5 ulasan:

  1. Appetite tu apa tite.?
    Pantat ker keLentit titte.?

    BalasPadam
  2. Ha ha ha ha ha

    BOLEH REBAH SESAPA BACA KALAU MASOK UTUSEX wokay....

    Dapat CUTI UMUM

    Dah lama tak ada CUTI UMUM sejak last dulu dulu kan...

    BalasPadam
  3. Bodohnya piem sekor ni...orang dah pencen..masih diseduce untuk beriman padanya...kakakak...bodoh...mcm persara malaysia...ingat key el ke si BARRACK tu...kakakakakk

    BalasPadam
  4. walau semua menentang kenapa dia tidak sanggup meletak jawatan? apakah takut sangat? adakah kerana akan masuk penjara? atau kerana mama akan ceraikan dia? kalau aku sekiranya mama akan ceraikan sepuluh kali letak jawatan kah kah kah...najiba tengok sekeliling lah...pemimpin sarawak cari yang putih gebu muda.... pemimpin selangor cari yang ada kelas... gebu putih muda....engkau sangkut apa....buang cerai saja...nanti boleh dapat yang terbaik dalam nusantara...kah kah kah ramai berminat menjadi. terkenal sekelip mata...kah kah kah

    BalasPadam
  5. Ha ha ha ha ha... Klakor gila la dialog tu. Ilang stress aku pepagi ni. Nk try jugak la... Erm... I tk pandai. Ngaku jer ler... Abg isham mmg legend, no wonder blog abang isham selalu jammed, pepagi buta baru senang nk search.. Dn ramai tol pelawat. Juta juta.. Sket lg bilion bilion.

    BalasPadam