Khamis, 30 Disember 2010

MAHATHIR DAN NAJIB BERTEMU DI PARIS




BINCANG PILIHANRAYA?




APA MEREKA BUAT DI PARIS

Mahathir and Najib were in Paris where they made friend with a French guy named Jean Paul.

They used to go all over Paris with him (he was a good guide and translator for them) when suddenly one day Jean Paul disappeared.

Mahathir and Najib went to the police and lodged a complaint about the disappearance of their good friend.

The police asked Mahathir and Najib if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would make finding him easier.

Mahathir says: " Jean Paul was handsome and not tall."

Police: "All Frenchmen are like that... give us something more specific!!"

Najib says: " Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair."

Police says: "C'mon guys, all Frenchmen have blue eyes and they are fair, tell us something more specific!"

Mahathir and Najib almost chorused and said: "Oh yes... now we remember, Jean Paul had two holes in his ass!!!

The Policeman gets really interested now, "Now that's something very specific - but tell me, how do you know this?? Did you guys see his assholes??

Mahathir and Najib: " No we didn’t see the assholes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone was overheard saying, "Here comes Jean Paul with the TWO assholes!!"

KAH KAH KAH
KAH KAH KAH
KAH KAH KAH




39 ulasan:

  1. Tuan TT,

    memang gampang la!

    KAH KAH KAH!

    BalasPadam
  2. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH
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    BalasPadam
  3. kah kah kah kah...
    good one TT :)

    BalasPadam
  4. hihihihi,

    tabik tuan....


    hang memang lawak

    BalasPadam
  5. Tn. TT memang kreatif laa...salute!

    BalasPadam
  6. KAH KAH KAH SANGAT LA LAWAK .....DAN BETUL ;D=

    BalasPadam
  7. Bila pulak mongol berani pergi ke paris nih?
    Imposibel lah!
    Kalau pergi paris tentu tak balik2 lagi dah!
    Kena ngap polis paris!

    KAH KAH KAH!

    BalasPadam
  8. Thats a good one for New Year Dinner.

    BalasPadam
  9. TT..
    Gua tabik spring pada lu...
    Lu berani Bagi ASSHOLES pada dua2 EKOR PUKIMAK TU...
    Siottttt...gua ketawa sampai terkencing dalam spender...
    Lu memang Anak Gampang......

    BalasPadam
  10. muahahhahahahahhahahahahah....


    parpukari

    BalasPadam
  11. kah kah kah kah...memang class

    BalasPadam
  12. MI NO SPIK INLIS.....

    KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH ...

    BalasPadam
  13. TT...
    hg mmg terbaek..
    Aku ingatkan gambar pa tadi....
    Tgk2 ASShole..
    patut la bulu2 ja...
    kah kah kah

    BalasPadam
  14. Real time offer..buy one hole free one asshole! hahaha!good year-end laugh.

    BalasPadam
  15. paling cool utk tahun 2010 kahhh... kahhh... kahhh...
    kena gak aku kali ni, ingatkan betul2 kahhh... kahhh... kahhh...

    BalasPadam
  16. banyak yang tersirat atas apa yang tersurat...

    A: Bagaimana awak tahu dia berzina? Awak menyaksikannya?

    B: Saya tak tengok. Tapi ramai orang kata...

    BalasPadam
  17. mmg lawak
    tp mmg kimak kalo TT cilok dr joke org lain tanpa bg source,sbb lawak ni priceless,kalau lawak senario xpe nk cilok,kahkahkah

    BalasPadam
  18. MUAHAHAHA! Adoii ai, terguling2 aku ketawa hingga terkentut2 ala AK47 menyerang! Siot la lu TT!

    BalasPadam
  19. Bwahahahahaha!!!nice one isham..happy new year~

    BalasPadam
  20. lawak mcm setan.......kahkahkahkah

    BalasPadam
  21. Itulah taraf pemimpin Malaysia.
    Boleh disendaguraukan.

    BalasPadam
  22. tuan tt tuan tt...

    huhu ni betui2 berita pemecah asshole...

    memang gampang kapla otak lu tt

    BalasPadam
  23. kah kah kah .... ini lebih menghiburkan dari kemenangan skuad raja gopal (ekhhemm) ke atas indonesia .... kah kah kah

    BalasPadam
  24. cilaka luuuu,
    luu bikin wa kuntut..
    hahahahaha

    BalasPadam
  25. Kalau dulu ada Tun Perak tapi sekarang Tun Mahathir Kuty.Memang betul2 ass hole....

    BalasPadam
  26. TT,

    The best joke to end the year!

    Terima kasih.

    Aku ketawa sampai terkencing dalam panty aku....

    BalasPadam
  27. mohon share TT!
    KAH KAH KAH
    KAH KAH KAH
    KAH KAH KAH
    KAH KAH KAH
    KAH KAH KAH
    KAH KAH KAH

    BalasPadam
  28. ANTARA LAWAK BENAR YANG AMAT KELAKAR UNTUK AKHIR TAHUN 2010.

    BalasPadam
  29. Tak guna la lu TT. Gua ingat apa cite tadi ... Kah kah kah.

    BalasPadam
  30. Mahathir and Najib: " No we didn’t see the assholes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone was overheard saying, "Here comes Jean Paul with the TWO assholes!!"

    KAH KAH KAH
    Dua mangkuk ayun ni tak sedar yg org ramai maksudkan TWO ASSHOLES tu adalah diri dorg sendiri!

    1st asshole: mahataik
    2nd asshole: najib
    KAH KAH KAH...

    BalasPadam
  31. ello makanbola, ini lawak ikhlas dari TT..

    lu check internet kalo2 kat mana TT cilok.. boleh bang dia lagi sekali kat sini...bagi dia kaw2 supaya dia terus mati dari hasil sumpah seranah lu.. takpun, doakan supaya TT kene panah petir petang nanti.. doa orang2 teraniaya ni mudah makbul.. huhu..

    tak puas hati, pergi hantuk kepala kat dinding

    BalasPadam
  32. Kah..kah..kah..memang syok menggampangkan orang..apa-apa pun lu memang gampang la TT

    BalasPadam
  33. best joke for 2010.........

    BalasPadam
  34. Pak Isyam,
    Wa betol btol caya samalu.
    cheers

    BalasPadam