MALA BAN

BUKAN

Not TALIBAN but their long lost cousin, MALABAN! Here is the plan; so far.. -BAN beer fest -BAN transvestism -BAN lesbians -BAN gays -BAN short skirts -BAN pigs, its meat and pictures of it. -BAN interaction with dog (touching, cleaning, loving, etc) -BAN hot dogs -BAN corn dogs -BAN root beer -BAN others from eating in public during fasting month -BAN others eating in schools during fasting except in toilets -BAN uttering the word Allah by others for fear Allah will dilute His attention to them -

TALI BAN

BAN the truth -BAN whistle blowers -BAN peaceful protests -BAN display of crosses -BAN yellow shirt -BAN black shirt -BAN debates -BAN intelligence -BAN meritocracy -BAN beauty pageants -BAN revealing uniforms (gymnastic, swinning, ballet, etc) -BAN shops from opening during prayers -

MALA BAN

BAN free press -BAN others into their laundromat -BAN non halal breast milk to be stored together with halal foods -BAN non halal cups to be stored together with halal cups -BAN street vendors -BAN pasar on 

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Anonymous

on 9/27/17

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