Nurul Izzah Aidilfitri

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Jumaat, 5 Februari 2010

SUSU CAIR DALAM SAMPUL



DARI JALAN DUTA


Bahan bukti 'air sedap' Saiful ditunjukkan di mahkamah.

Air sedap ini cukup sedap.

Air sedap ini diambil dari punting kanan.

( mak tak sangka you ada tetek. You I buat operation
tak beri tahu mak?

Kemudian diambil juga air sedap dari lubang penyedap Saiful.

( mak tak sangka eepol ini banyak lubang sedap )




7 ulasan:

Tanpa Nama berkata...

June 26th, 2008. Saiful was with Anwar at the Desa Damansara Condominium on this hot, lazy afternoon. That's when he got sodomized by Anwar.

June 27th, 2008. A shaken and fearful Saiful does not know what to do. He contemplates suicide. He decides to visit his old pal Najib to get some advice.

June 28th, 2008. To help the poor young man, our Defense Minister did the most selfless thing in his capacity - he granted him access to the nation’s most precious "secret weapon" - the Chronosphere time machine.

June 29th, 2008. Saiful becomes the first Malaysian time traveler. This time, he’s a REAL chrononaut and not a "time tourist".

June 23rd 2008. Saiful ends up 7 days in the past. The time travel experiment was an absolute success.

June 24th 2008. Saiful visits Najib and tells Najib that Anwar had sodomized him. Najib scratches his head at Saiful’s story of time travel, denying all knowledge about a time travel project and a time machine. He tells Saiful to go ahead and do what he likes. Saiful shows Najib the evidence that he’s from the future - the time machine. Najib realizes the truth but he has to conceal it at all cost.

June 25th 2008. Najib brings Saiful’s story to the attention of the Brains of UMNO - Level 4. They decided that this is a good ammunition against their greatest political foe, Anwar Ibrahim, and urges Saiful to make a police report. However, Saiful is a time traveler and he can’t possibly lodge a police report BEFORE the incident had occurred in this timeline! Level 4 advises him to go through the ordeal again but this time, make a police report to implicate Anwar instead of going back in time.

June 26th 2008. Not heeding Level 4’s advice to get shafted by Anwar again, Saiful decided to go into hiding for today. Not being able to sodomize Saiful, Anwar decided to have a meeting with 4 Barisan MPs on the possibility of crossing over to Pakatan.

June 27th 2008. Saiful got slammed by Level 4 and Najib for not carrying out his part of the plan. However, he’s still traumatized by his experience in the previous timeline. Upon further urging and being offered an undisclosed sum of money, Saiful decided to lodge a police report.

June 28th 2008. Saiful abided by rape report procedures and admitted himself into PUSRAWI for a sodomy check-up. To his shock and confusion, the report turned up negative. His anal injuries of the previous timeline were reversed during his trip back in time, and since he didn’t get sodomized in this timeline, there were no signs of injury. Unperturbed, he decided to seek a second opinion at the Kuala Lumpur General Hospital. The result turned up negative as well!

Being a good Muslim and a poor victim of rape during the previous timeline, Saiful decided to lodge a police report anyway, purely out of his righteous stand that justice must be served. And of course, the incentive he got from Level 4 and Najib went a long way towards curing his indecisiveness.

June 29th 2008. The country is in a frenzy. Anwar Ibrahim got slapped with another sodomy allegation 10 years after the last time he was accused of the same thing.



And there you have it! The complete truth of the actual events!!

siput berkata...

Mari menyanyi seperti realiti show "MENTOR" :

....'tolong ajarku CIFU'....

fredo berkata...

nakk sedap jugakk!!!

Batang Bejuntai berkata...

sape yg merelakan lubang jubo kena tutuh alamatnya lubang tu jadi mcm bunga kobis la...

ba ba blackship berkata...

najib cakap.. saya lihat dia terketar2 *kepala hotak ketar2 ,, org lain nak jumpa punya la susah nak jumpa hang. tang si saifool ni senang2 jer jumpa hang.. takder org lain ke nak jumpa.. berkuasa sangat la si najibun nih..

Jebon berkata...

Tu bukan air sedap bro. AIR PROTEIN namanya.

Tanpa Nama berkata...

duit dalam bentuk cecair daa...