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Isnin, 28 Oktober 2013

NAJIB BAWA SUWEY LAGI





PM Batal Lawatan Ke Manchester Akibat Ribut St JudeTerkini

LONDON: Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, yang dijadual memulakan lawatan kerja hari pertama ke Manchester pada Isnin, membatalkan lawatan itu akibat ribut kencang St Jude yang membadai seluruh England dan Wales.

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Forecasters warn Britain to prepare for worst storm since 1987

Met Office says 'St Jude storm' developing over the Atlantic and is likely to hit south-west England on Monday morning


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MAHATHIR MAKIN MARAH





Politik wang masih wujud dalam Umno, kata Dr Mahathir

Politik wang memainkan peranan dalam memastikan seseorang calon yang tidak layak memenangi jawatan dalam pemilihan...

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CUCU ISKANDAR KUTTY MENANG BESAR









KOMENTAR TUKAR TIUB
seharusnya mukriz yang menang
kerana mukriz dapat undi 
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mukriz wajin disokong
agar gerombolan akan terus bergaduh
MADEY: Yang tak layak menang kerana wang


Ramai orang yang tidak layak menang dalam pemilihan Umno baru-baru ini ekoran wang yang ditaburkan mereka, dakwa bekas perdana menteri  Mahathir Mohamad.
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"Kita diberitahu bahawa mereka menghapuskan rasuah dalam pemilihan Umno baru-baru ini, saya tidak yakin.

"Saya rasa banyak wang terlibat, sehingga berjuta ringgit dan ramai orang yang tidak patut diundi mendapat undi kerana wang yang mereka belanjakan," katanya dalam ucapan di Putrajaya hari ini.

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DAPUR JALANAN KELMARIN





PETANG KELMARIN HUJAN RENYAI
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semakin ramai yang datang

TERIMA KASEH
kepada
tim pelajar kolej times square
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kepada
tim syed sharir
mereka datang dengan bubur kacang
karipap dan air mineral

kepada
tim hulu langat batu 18
datang dengan pengat pisang 

kepada
tim kill the bill
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kepada
tim jeff dan yati
bawa mee hoon bungkus

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ramai hamba allah
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jam 6:00 petang
depan pejabat pos pertama di malaysia

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SELAMAT JALAN LOU REED




VELVET UNDERGROUND

SELAMAT JALAN WAHAI SENIMAN
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LAGU YANG PENGARUH
FILEM DARI JEMAPOH

Lou Reed, lead singer of Velvet Undergound, dies aged 71

Musician and his New York group influenced generations of bands with mixture of European and US styles of sound and art
Lou Reed, lead singer of the Velvet Underground, veteran chronicler of life's wilder, seamier and more desperate side and one of the most influential and distinctive songwriters of his generation, has died at the age of 71.

He had been suffering from liver failure and received a transplant earlier this year.

Reed's literary agent, Andrew Wylie, said the musician died on Sunday morning in Southampton, New York, of an illness related to the transplant. His UK music agent, Andy Woolliscroft, confirmed the news to the Guardian earlier on Sunday night, saying: "Yes I'm afraid it's true. I'm very upset."

John Cale, his longtime friend and a founding member of the Velvet Underground, said: "The world has lost a fine songwriter and poet … I've lost my school-yard buddy."

Tributes from musicians and writers were quick to appear on social media.

David Bowie said on his Facebook page: "He was a master." Iggy Pop called it "devastating news". Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth wrote: "So sorry to hear of Lou Reed's passing this is a huge shock!" The chef and author Anthony Bourdain quoted the Velvet Underground's song Sweet Jane: "'Heavenly wine and roses … seem to whisper to me … when you smile' … RIP Lou Reed." Lloyd Cole wrote: "Without Lou there is no Bowie as we know him. Me? I'd probably be a maths teacher." Ryan Adams said only: "Lou Reed."

Nile Rodgers of the funk band Chic tweeted: "Lou Reed, RIP I did the Jools Holland show with him last year and we yucked it up. I didn't know he was ill."

The writer Salman Rushdie opted to commemorate the singer in a message heavy with references to his songs: "My friend Lou Reed came to the end of his song. So very sad. But hey, Lou, you'll always take a walk on the wild side. Always a perfect day."

FILE - OCTOBER 28, 2013:  Rolling Stone has reported the death of rock musician Lou Reed, aged 71. Reed was best known as guitarist, vocalist and songwriter of the influential 1960s band The Velvet Underground. NEW YORK - CIRCA 1976:  Lou Reed poses for the cover session for his album Coney Island Baby circa 1976 in New York City (Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images) Cover People Event Hat Vertical Studio Shot Looking At Camera Black And White Bow Tie Head And Shoulders USA New York City One Person Adult Music Tipping Hat One Man Only Portrait Photography Fashion Adults Only Lou Reed Arts Culture and Entertainment Headshot Album Title Coney Island Baby
Lou Reed poses for the cover session for his album Coney Island Baby, in 1976. Photograph: Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images
Fans also piled on to Reed's Facebook page to leave tributes. "One of the greatest men I ever met and one of the kindest and most loving – and that's from someone who worked with him and knew him since the 1960s," wrote one.

Another said: "A sad day, not a perfect day at all. RIP., Lou. You'll never know what your words and music did for me and what an influence you had on the way I think."
Although the Velvet Underground never achieved great commercial success, their idiosyncratic mixture of harsh guitars and smooth melodies sung by Reed or model Nico proved enduring.

The band's influence on rock, art rock and punk was memorably summed up by Brian Eno's observation that although the first Velvet Underground album may have sold only 30,000 copies in its first few years, "everyone who bought one of those 30,000 copies started a band".

After making his name with the Velvet Underground and forming part of Andy Warhol's Factory scene in New York, Reed entered the similarly decadent orbit of David Bowie and Iggy Pop in the early 1970s and recorded a series of seminal and sometimes challenging solo albums including Transformer, Berlin and Metal Machine Music.

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PERNIAGAAN PALING TUA DI ALAM SAMESTER






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