Nurul Izzah Aidilfitri

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Jumaat, 12 Februari 2010

BERITA BERGAMBAR SIDANG AKHBAR ZAHRIN



GAMBAR-GAMBAR SIDANG AKHBAR ZAHRIN





ORANG RAMAI DATANG MENDENGAR SIDANG AKHBAR SALEHUDDIN HASHIM DAN ZAHRIN




ORANG RAMAI KYUSUK MENDENGAR UCAPAN ZAHRIN




OPPS... MAAF .. SALAH... INI GAMBAR GAMBAR MALAM TADI DI BATU CAVES







nota:
minta maaf
jurugambat tukar tiub
masih belum terlatih kah kah kah




TUKAT TIUB PEMECAH BERITA



AHLI-AHLI PARTI KEADILAN RAKYAT MENYAMAR SEBAGAI KALDAI BERJALAN MENUJU KE PUTRA JAYA UNTUK MENDAPAT KONTREK





KENYATAAN DARI S.HUSIN ALI TENTANG KALDAI- KALDAI


Saya amat-amat gembira Zahrin keluar dari
Parti Keadilan Rakyat.

Zahrin takut untuk menghadapi Jawatan Kuasa Displin PKR.

Good Riddance.

Para oportunis lain boleh jual diri dan sertai Zahrin.

Ini akan memperkukuhkan lagi Parti Keadilan Rakyat.

S.HUSIN ALI
Timbalan Presiden Parti Keadilan Rakyat

nota dari TT:
mana yang masih ngelior nak dapat
projek dari kerajaan selangor dan pulau pinang
cuba kerja keras lagi.

mana yang merasakan dirinya bekas koprat
yang boleh mengepalai syarikat kerajaan
selangor sila ambil borang kah kah kah




AL- MALIKUL SEMBAB BERFATWA LAGI



MUKA SEMBAB MULUT BUSUK : CUKUP SYARAT UNTUK JADI PERDANA MENTERI




MUHYIDDIN : PERC BERCAKAP MELALUI HIDUNG - malaysiakini

Muhyiddin Yassin berkata Perunding Politik dan Risiko Ekonomi yang beribu pejabat di Hong Kong "bercakap dengan tidak berasas" apabila mereka menggambarkan Malaysia ke arah keadaan yang tidak stabil.

Beliau berkata semua laporan PERC memang ada motif tertentu dengan niat tidak mahu membantu.

"Kita tidak minta mereka bantu kita. Kita bantu diri kita dan kita tidak perlukan komen mereka kerana saya fikir ramai orang lagi tahu dan menilai diri kita sangat objektif. Kita bukan berdasarkan emosi tetapi fakta dan realiti.

"Pada hakikatnya bahawa rakyat Malaysia gembira dan tidak menghadapi sebarang bencana besar atau mengalami kegelisahan kaum di negara ini atau berperang sesama sendiri.

“Jadi, apa yang mereka cakap? Saya fikir mereka mesti "bercakap dengan tidak berasas," kata beliau.


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baca ini: siapa tak ambil maths dan sains dalam bahasa inggeris sila hantukkan kepala ke dinding dewan bahasa dan petaka


MALAYSIA VEERING TOWARDS INSTABILITY , SAYS PERC - malaysianinsider

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 10 — Events since New Year’s Day have given the Hong Kong-based Political and Economic Risk Consultancy (PERC) the impression that the situation in Malaysia is becoming increasingly unstable.

In a blistering report on Malaysia released at the end of January, PERC also asserted that a group of elite minorities were dominating the national agenda to the extent that it was hurting Malaysia’s attractiveness to investors.

The consultancy, which also publishes reports on the risk ratings of other Asian countries, said it is “probable” that no other Asian country is suffering from as much bad press as Malaysia. Among the developments that caught its attention were the theft of military jet engines, detention of terror suspects from a number of African and Middle East countries following warnings that Islamic militants were planning attacks on foreigners at resorts in Sabah, renewed ethnic and religious “violence” that included arson at some churches and desecration of mosques, and controversy over the integrity of key institutions like the judicial system in the sodomy trial of opposition leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

“Events of the past month give the impression that pressures are building and the entire situation is becoming much more unstable,” said PERC.

The report noted that the government is blaming the international media for exaggerated reporting and Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak had argued that the focus should not be on the fringe groups that are causing problems but on the majority of Malaysians who are coming together to condemn the recent acts of violence following the ‘Allah’ controversy. But PERC maintained that the root of the problem was a vocal minority that is dominating the national agenda.

“Mr. Razak’s attempt to put the best spin on a bad situation is understandable. He is fighting for his political life and is trying to stop the erosion in confidence in Malaysia’s prospects,” said PERC. “However, he is wrong in saying that Malaysia is being defined by the way the majority of the population are coming together. It is being defined by the ability of a minority to dominate the political agenda, shaping policy and compromising the reputation of key institutions in ways that hurt Malaysia’s reputation as a stable, attractive place for foreign investors.”

The report also said that while Islamic activists which are “threatening Malaysia’s secular credentials” are getting the widest coverage, it was the Umno elites, described as “a fringe group of insiders who have been able to profit disproportionately from the policies of the ruling coalition” that deserved the most attention.

“They are threatened with a loss of political power that could also impinge directly on their substantial business interests. Malaysia’s future will be determined largely by the tactics this group of insider elites resort to in order to stay in power and the success of those tactics. Their commitment to democracy is a major question mark. If they blatantly manipulate the system in order to remain in power, the public backlash could be worse than anything Malaysia has seen in its modern history.”

PERC added Najib’s strategy is looking “increasingly unworkable” as a way to defuse pressures in the country.

“He is trying to be all things to all people, but in the end he might satisfy no one,” it noted.

Malaysia’s risk index as calculated by PERC rose slightly from 5.24 out of a possible maximum score of 10 in December to 5.4 in January. It however, remained well below the risk index in January last year which stood at 6.42. Countries that score higher on the index are deemed to have a higher level of risk.

The PERC report comes as the Najib administration is grappling with a budget deficit and is trying to formulate a new economic model in which private investment plays a bigger role in driving the economy towards developed status.

The consultancy pointed out however that even if the opposition were to be in charge come the next election, foreign investors and others would wait and see if the opposition could govern the country effectively.

“So far the only thing uniting these (opposition) parties is their opposition to the ruling coalition, not matters like dealing with Malay entitlements, the extent that there should or should not be a broader Islamisation of Malaysia, or an economic programme for promoting the country’s development,” said PERC.

PERC maintained in its report that foreign investments into Malaysia have not been forthcoming, either in direct form or in the equity markets.

“Foreign companies and investors are remaining cautious until they see how Malaysia gets its own house in order,” it added.

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PEMECAH BERITA - TT - PECAH BERITA



KONG HEE KONG HEE

KONG HEE FARTDAI






KALDAI AKAN MUNCUL


Zahrin Hashim dan dua orang lagi ahli
parlimen akan mengumumkan bahawa
mereka akan memasuki gerombolan.

Pengumuman ini akan dibuat disebuah
hotel di Kuala Lumpur.

Mereka dikatakan telah sanggup
menjadi kaldai.

Kerana berhampiran dengan
Tahun Baru China maka diucapkan
Kong Hee Fart Dai kah kah kah.

NOTA: ADA SAEKOR LAGI NAK IKUT SAMA



KAH KAH KAH



PECAH BERITA !!! KAPAL SELAM TAK BOLEH TERBANG





KENAPA TIDAK BELI KAPAL SELAM INI YANG BOLEH TERBANG !



MASALAH TEKNIKAL PUNCA KAPAL SELAM TIDAK BOLEH MENYELAM - melayau

Panglima Tentera Laut, Jen. Laksamana Abdul Aziz Jaafar mengesahkan terdapat kerosakan teknikal pada kapal selam pertama negara, KD Tunku Abdul Rahman yang menyebabkan ia tidak boleh menyelam.

Beliau berkata, kerosakan mekanikal itu dikesan pada 17 Januari lalu ketika kerja penyelenggaraan dilakukan di Pangkalan Tentera Laut Diraja Malaysia (TLDM) di Teluk Sepanggar, Sabah.

"Kerosakan itu melibatkan bahagian yang menyalurkan tekanan air keluar masuk yang menyebabkan kapal itu gagal untuk dilancarkan ke bawah permukaan air,” katanya kepada pemberita selepas Majlis Penyampaian Watikah Pelantikan Anggota Majlis Latihan Khidmat Negara (MLKN) di sini hari ini.

Beliau berkata demikian ketika mengulas laporan sebuah akhbar berbahasa Inggeris semalam yang melaporkan kapal selam pertama negara itu gagal menyelam berikutan masalah teknikal yang dialami sejak tiga bulan lepas.

Abdul Aziz berkata, berikutan kerosakan itu, kapal selam yang tiba secara rasmi di perairan negara pada 3 September tahun lepas dinasihat untuk tidak menyelam kerana dikhuatiri membahayakan.

"Kerosakan itu hanyalah kerosakan kecil dan kini sedang dibaik pulih oleh kontraktor yang dilantik, alat gantinya sudah diperoleh dan kerja menyelenggara sedang dilakukan,” katanya.

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nota:
inilah hakiktnya negara kita di bawah gerombolan
enjin jet hilang
rashia pertahanan bocor
tanah johor jual pada singapura
12 bilion hilang di pelabuhan klang
pelajar sekolah yang duduk hostel kena balik rumah ujung minggu
duit beli makanan tak cukup

bila lah agaknya orang melayu nak sedar
tak faham faham
tak serik serik kena tipu
pagi ditipu di tempat kerja
tengah hari ditipu berok tunggal
malam ditipu oleh tv
sampai jadi bodoh
cacing kerawit naik ke mata kah kah kah


DUNIA KETAWA DAN TERSENYUM HARI INI - KAH KAH KAH


(AFP) - Malaysia’s first submarine, a European-made Scorpene delivered last September, has developed problems that make it unfit for diving, Defence Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said today.

The KD Tunku Abdul Rahman sailed into a grand reception last year as the first of two commissioned from French contractor DCNS and Spain’s Navantia for a total of 3.4 billion ringgit.

Named after the country’s first prime minister, it was hailed as an important acquisition despite opposition allegations of corruption in the deal.

"The submarine can still dive but when we detected the defects, we were advised that it should not dive," Zahid told reporters.

"The (parts found with) defects are still under warranty so the supplier and contractor are repairing them," he added.

Navy chief Abdul Aziz Jaafar said a problem first emerged in the submarine’s cooling system last December. After being fixed, another defect was identified in a different system last month.

"We hope it can dive again after February 18, so we can carry out the tropical water trials," Abdul Aziz told reporters.

The navy chief said the second submarine, the KD Tun Razak which is named after the nation’s second premier, is expected to arrive from France on May 31. It was originally scheduled for delivery in late 2009.

The two submarines have attracted controversy since the deal was signed in 2002.

Malaysia’s opposition claims that a 540-million-ringgit commission was paid to a close associate of Prime Minister Najib Razak in brokering the contract.

Najib has denied there was any corruption in the deal, which was made when he was defence minister.

KAH KAH KAH...

have a good weekend - british

a bonne wekend - french

lancau kena tipu - melayu johor kah kah kah




TANDA TANDA HARI HARI AKHIR SUDAH SAMPAI




SILA BUAT BOOKING UNTUK BELI PWTC





LAPORAN POLIS IKLAN JUAL BANGUNAN UMNO
- malaysiakini

Umno Bahagian Kota Baharu hari ini membuat laporan polis terhadap seorang bekas pemimpinnya kerana didakwa mahu menjual bangunan Umno Kota Bharu di Jalan Sultanah Zainab di Kota Bharu.

Setiausaha Umno Bahagian Kota Bharu Zulkifli Abdul Ghani membuat laporan itu di Balai Polis Kota Bharu pada jam 2.45 petang, dengan diiringi 50 pemimpin dan ahli anggota Umno bahagian tersebut.

Bercakap kepada pemberita, Zulkifli berkata laporan itu dibuat supaya polis menyiasat aspek penjualan bangunan Umno, yang diiklankan dalam akhbar, kerana bangunan itu tidak seharusnya dijual.

"Ia adalah milik Umno Kota Bharu," katanya.

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kah kah kah... TAK LAMA LAGI BANGUNAN PWTC AKAN DI JUAL PULAK..kah kah kah

nota:
tabik untuk si penjual
yang berfikiran jauh
jual apa yang boleh dijual
asalkan masyuuuuuk kah kah kah..




YA AMPOOOON !



KAKAK HIPO DENGAN ADIK JANTAN HIPO SEDANG BERMESRA



TINDAKAN PERLU DIAMBIL TERHADAP MEREKA YANG BUANG ANAK - mStar

Rosmah Mansor, yang dukacita dengan kes membuang bayi yang semakin menjadi-jadi sejak kebelakangan ini, mahu tindakan segera diambil bagi membendung perbuatan itu.

Beliau yang menyifatkan perbuatan itu sebagai amat kejam, mahu pihak yang melakukan perbuatan terkutuk berkenaan dihadapkan ke muka pengadilan dan diberi hukuman yang setimpal.

"Jika dahulu, kes-kes pembuangan bayi tidak begitu kerap dilaporkan tetapi perkara itu menjadi semakin serius akhir-akhir ini.

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nota:
cakap dulang paku serepeh
makan nasi atas upeh
mengata orang dia yang lebih
air lior meleleh leleh kah kah kah