Nurul Izzah Aidilfitri

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Rabu, 5 Mei 2010

SEBUAH LAWAK DI PENTASKAN




KALAU BUAT KOMIDI INI - BARU RAMAI YANG DATANG




PANEL KHAS KES AMNULRASHID TINJAU LOKASI KEJADIAN - minsider

Panel khas yang ditubuhkan untuk menyiasat insiden kematian Aminulrasyid Amzah, 26 April lepas, memulakan tugas mereka dengan melawat tempat kejadian di sini malam tadi.

Panel yang diketuai Timbalan Menteri Dalam Negeri, Abu Seman Yusop bersama tujuh anggota lain dilihat mula berkumpul di Hotel Concorde Shah Alam kira-kira pukul 9.30 malam.

Mereka kemudian melawat beberapa lokasi dan laluan yang dipercayai dilalui
Aminulrasyid dan rakannya, Muhamad Azamuddin Omar, kedua-duanya berusia 15, sebelum mangsa terkena tembakan di kepalanya dan mati di riba Muhamad Azamuddin, di tepi sebuah rumah di Jalan 11/2G, Seksyen 11, di sini.

Panel menaiki sebuah bas yang diiringi kereta polis dan kereta peronda.
Antara tempat yang dilawati ialah Bulatan Kayangan dan Restoran Ali Corner
di Jalan Platinum G 7/G, Seksyen 7, persimpangan lampu isyarat berhampiran
Kompleks PKNS dan bangunan Sirim Berhad.

Rombongan berkenaan tiba di lokasi kejadian kira-kira pukul 11.10 malam dan menghabiskan masa selama 30 minit meninjau kawasan akhir iaitu di jalan utama berhampiran jalan 11/2G dan longkang di mana kereta mangsa terbabass

Nota:

ini adalah satu sandiwara.
ianya dipentaskan waktu malam untuk
menunjukkan berapa serious nya isu
yang dihadapi.

lawak tetap lawak
sandiwara tetap sandiwara
ini lawak apno

ini percubaan apno untuk mengolah pesetujuan = manufacturing consent
emak bapal telah mula marah
mula mula kugan – masyarakat india naik bengang
kemudian bengo hock – masyrakat china naik bengang
kini aminulrasyid – satu malaysia nail bengang

macam macam sandiwara akan dilakukan
macam macam tipu akan dilakukan
semua untuk menafikan bahawa apno wajib
dibuang kan dari kuasa.

pdrm hanyalah mereka yang ikut kata pembuat undang-undag
pdrm makan gaji
gaji dari cukai
cukai itu ialh duit kita - duit orang ramai
bila beli rokok kita kena cukai
bila beli kondon kita kena cukai
bila beli minyak kita kena cukai
jangan ingat duit gaji polis dari apno

lawak ini tidak ada siapa yang ketawa
lawak ini bukan lawak bodoh
lawak ini bukan lawak seram
lawak ini lawak kepala bana yang tv malaysia pun malu nak buat kah kah kah



NOTA:

mana dia sangkaran pilllay dari just world
mana dia pekasam
mana dia priwaris
mana di prokeda
mana dia pukipm
mana dia gupimas

ini bukan melayu ke yang kena tembak kah kah kah


CERITA RAJA GOPAL LAGI




FAKHRY DI TANGKAP ,TENGKU ANIS DIAWASI
-mkini

Tengku Temenggong Kelantan, Tengku Muhammad Fakhry Petra ditahan oleh sepasukan anggota dan pegawai polis dipercayai dari Unit Tindakan Khas (UTK) yang memakai topeng di luar Istana Mahkota, Kubang Kerian, Kota Bharu, malam semalam

Menurut Kosmo, Tengku Fakhry (kanan) ditahan bersama dua orang doktor dan beberapa orang pengawal peribadi Sultan Kelantan, Tuanku Ismail Petra.

Akhbar tabloid itu yang memetik sumber istana memberitahu, putera Sultan Kelantan itu ditahan ketika beliau bersama dua orang doktor dan sekumpulan pengawal peribadi sultan menaiki beberapa buah kenderaan.

Mereka dikatakan baru keluar kira-kira 50 meter dari Istana Mahkota.

Kejadian itu berlaku pada jam 7.30 malam.

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MARI KETAWA HARI RABU





ISREAL DAN RAJA GOPAL LARANG POLITIK DI MASJID




nota:

masjid adalah tempat berkumpul
untuk membincangkan masaalah
yang dihadapi oleh kariah.
atau tempat bertukar pandangan
dan pendapat untuk katriah.
masjid tempat memdapat maklumat.

di isreal semua ini telah di haramkan

di malaysia di haramkan juga.

satu isreal - satu malaysia

maka yang di dengar dari masjid
hanyalah cerita dongeng dan lawak kah kah kah


nota:
sila baca dibawah ini
bagimana masjid di kawal oleh
special branch isreal. ini semua
rancangan apco dalam projek
satu isreal



ISREAL'S STASI WATCH OVER IMAM - ISLAMIC POSTS FILLED BY SECRET POLICE


Job interviews for the position of imam at mosques in Israel are conducted not by senior clerics but by the Shin Bet, Israel’s secret police, a labour tribunal has revealed.

Sheikh Ahmed Abu Ajwa, 36, is fighting the Shin Bet’s refusal to approve his appointment as an imam in a case that has lifted the lid on Israel’s secret surveillance of the country’s Islamic leaders.

At a hearing last month, a senior government official admitted that 60 undercover inspectors were employed effectively as spies to collect information on Muslim clerics, reporting on political opinions they expressed in sermons and relaying gossip about their private lives.

Sheikh Abu Ajwa took his case to the tribunal after the Shin Bet rejected him three years ago as the imam of a mosque in Jaffa, next to Tel Aviv, despite his being the sole candidate. He was told after a security clearance interview that his views were “extremist” and too critical of Israel, even though an imam is not officially defined as a security-related position.

“During one interview with the Shin Bet, they told me they had been collecting information on me since I was 15,” Sheikh Abu Ajwa said.
“I am the first imam ever to challenge the Shin Bet’s role in our appointments. It’s important to win a precedent-setting ruling from the courts to stop this kind of interference.”

Michael Sfard, a human rights lawyer representing Sheikh Abu Ajwa, said that, as far as it could be determined, no similar vetting of rabbis took place before their hiring.

“This sort of surveillance relating to a non-security position like an imam comes straight out of the era of the Stasi police in East Germany or the McCarthy period in the United States,” he said.

The traditional independence of the local Islamic authorities was removed at Israel’s creation in 1948, when the government confiscated almost all waqf property -- endowments of land and property used for the benefit of the Palestinian Muslim community -- removing the main source of income for clerics, the Islamic courts and charitable services.

According to experts, as much as a fifth of Palestine’s cultivated land was waqf property before 1948. Israel passed most of it to Zionist organisations like the Jewish National Fund or sold it to developers.

Responsibility for hundreds of mosques, cemeteries and other holy sites, meanwhile, was handed either to the religious affairs ministry or to Islamic boards of trustees appointed by the government.

Today, most imams and all Islamic judges must submit to a security clearance interview before being awarded a state salary.

Israel’s Arab minority, one fifth of the population, have long charged that many of its Muslim leaders are little more than government placemen, whose Islamic learning takes second place to their co-operation with the authorities.

Sabri Jiryis, a historian of Israel’s early years, has noted that the boards of trustees repeatedly rubber-stamped government decisions to sell off Islamic property to developers. Most notoriously Jaffa’s board approved in 1971 selling an Islamic cemetery in Tel Aviv on which the Hilton hotel was built.

Sheikh Abu Ajwa said: “In Jaffa, the government appointed many clerics because they had proved their loyalty, though not to other Muslims. They sold off our property -- but you can’t sell what belongs to Allah.”

Jaffa, which was once the commercial capital of Palestine, today has a population of nearly 50,000 residents, of which two thirds are Jewish and the rest Muslim.

The sheikh has been preaching at the seafront Jabalya mosque, one of six in the town, since he was 19, making him reportedly the youngest person to serve as an imam in Israel’s history. He qualified as an imam at an Islamic college in the Israeli Arab city of Umm al Fahm in 1998.

The local community universally backed him as the new imam when his predecessor retired three years ago, but he cannot be officially recognised, and is ineligible for a salary, without the interior ministry’s approval.

As part of his application, he was interviewed by a Shin Bet officer named “Dror” who, he said, waved at him a folder of confidential information collected by undercover inspectors. “We will decide who is the next imam,” Dror told him, according to Sheikh Abu Ajwa. The sheikh was asked mainly about his political opinions and demonstrations he had attended.

The Shin Bet’s assessment, revealed to the tribunal, was that Sheikh Abu Ajwa’s appointment “may jeopardise security and peace in Jaffa”. In addition, the agency told the Haaretz newspaper that the sheikh “has had a long involvement in hostile activity, which manifested itself in incitement against the state and its Jewish citizens”.

Sheikh Abu Ajwa said this was a reference to his position as the leader in Jaffa of the popular northern wing of the Islamic Movement. Its leader, Sheikh Raed Salah, has raised the hackles of Jewish officials both by running a campaign warning of Israel’s intentions to take over the Al Aqsa mosque compound in Jerusalem and by promoting a boycott of parliamentary elections.

The head of the Shin Bet, Yuval Diskin, warned in 2007 that his agency’s role was to prevent any activities, including democratic ones, that worked against the interests of a Jewish state.

Yaakov Salameh, the head of the religious minorities department at the interior ministry, told the tribunal last month that his inspectors collected information on Muslim religious leaders, including rumours about their private lives, such as whether they had had an affair or beat their children. The information was then handed to the Shin Bet, which assessed whether they were suitable to be appointed.

Mr Sfard said it was an “extraordinary” admission, given that under Israeli law the criminal records of candidates for religious appointments could only be considered if the applicant agreed to the information being handed over.

David Baker, a spokesman for the prime minister’s office, which is responsible for the Shin Bet, refused to comment on whether the appointment of rabbis followed the same procedures as those for imams.

Sheikh Abu Ajwa observed that many rabbis, particularly those in the settlements, said “very extreme things but no one spies on them. In fact, they have full government support.”

He admitted he was outspoken in his sermons, but said he had never broken any laws and never advocated violence. “I talk about our Palestinian identity and criticise the policies of the state in its treatment of us as a minority,” he said. “These are very sensitive things that they want to prevent us from talking about.”

During one Shin Bet interview, he said, he had been told: “We know everything about you, we are always watching you.”

The goal of such interviews was often to recruit Muslim clerics to become informers themselves, he added.


Jonathan Cook is a writer and journalist based in Nazareth, Israel. His latest books are “Israel and the Clash of Civilisations: Iraq, Iran and the Plan to Remake the Middle East” (Pluto Press) and “Disappearing Palestine: Israel's Experiments in Human Despair” (Zed Books). His website is www.jkcook.net


CUKONG TIPU DAYAK




CUKONG REMBAT BALAK - DAYAK KENA TIPU




CUKONG TIPU MELAYU - DAPAT SATU GUNUNG


INI RUPA MUKA CUKONG



CALON BN RASHIA SIKAP PEMURAH
– berita hairan

Tak kenal, maka tak cinta. Itulah Robert Lau Hui Yew, 45, bakal calon Barisan Nasional (BN) bagi pilihan raya kecil Parlimen Sibu pada 16 Mei ini.

Beliau juga lebih dikenali sebagai anak kepada Lau Swee Nguong, Pengerusi KTS Group, yang terbabit dalam pembalakan, eksport balak, pengeluaran papan lapis, perladangan sawit dan perkapalan.

Namun tidak ramai yang tahu jasa dan pengorbanan Hui Yew atau lebih dikenali sebagai Robert Lau Junior (Jr) kepada penduduk Sibu, termasuk sikap pemurahnya yang sanggup mengeluarkan wang saku sendiri untuk manfaat penduduk Sibu.

KAH KAH KAH

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woit... MALAON INI PENYAMUN.... kah kah kah..

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kah kah kah… JANGAN TIPU LAAA….kah kah kah..

woit…. DAH REMBAT BALAK… DAH REMBAT TANAH ORANG PENAN… kah kah kah…’

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MARI KITA BERTARUH




LOJI NUKLEAR CHERNOBYLL RUNTUH SATELAH 16 TAHUN SIAP





STADIUM RUNTUH SETAHUN SESUDAH SIAP




MALAYSIA AKAN ADA KUASA NUKLEAR PADA TAHUN 2021 – malaysian insider

Malaysia has approved a proposal to set up a nuclear power plant which will start operating from 2021, Energy, Green Technology and Water Minister Peter Chin announced today.

It is the first country in Southeast Asia to announce a nuclear power plant, a sensitive matter in the Asean grouping which has always espoused a nuclear-free zone.

Malaysia now relies on a combination of fossil fuels and hydro-power to generate electricity.

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woit….. SETAHUN SESUDAH SIAP?.... kah kah kah …

woit….. DUA TAHUN SESUDAH SIAP?.... kah kah kah…

kah kah kah…. ATAU RUNTUH SEBELUM SIAP…. kah kah kah…

woit…. MARI BERTARUH….BERAPA KOMISEN NANTI AKAN DITERIMA?.... kah kah kah..

woit…. MARI BERTARUH…. BERAPA AMOI AKAN MATI… kah kah kah…

woit…. BERAPA GADIS MONGOLIA AKAN MATI…. kah kah kah…

nota:
mari bertaruh projek beli loji
nuklear ini pasti akan jadi rebutan
gerombolan kah kah kah...


RAJA GOPAL KENA HINA




NIK AZIZ MINTA NAJIB TARIK TUDUHAN HINA SULTAN SELANGOR
– minsider

Menteri Besar Kelantan Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat meminta Najib menarik balik kenyataan terbukanya yang mengatakan beliau mengingkari perintah dan menghina Sultan Selangor berhubung larangan menggunakan masjid untuk tujuan politik.

Mursyidul Am PAS itu berkata, kenyataan Najib Razak, yang disiarkan oleh sebuah akhbar harian nasional pada 25 April, adalah suatu pandangan bertujuan melaga-lagakan beliau dengan pihak istana Selangor.

Beliau juga mendakwa akhbar itu memfitnahnya dalam sebuah laporan sehari sebelum itu bahawa beliau telah mempertikai larangan Sultan Selangor supaya masjid tidak digunakan untuk tujuan politik.

"Saya tidak akan halal di dunia dan di akhirat. Kecuali beliau menarik balik secara terbuka memandangkan fitnah itu telah dibuat secara terbuka,” katanya dalam satu kenyataan menerusi blognya hari ini.

KAH KAAH KAH…

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kah kah kah… APA ADA PASAL….. kah kah kah…

kah kah kah….. CHINA DOLL DAN MONGOL DOLL … MALAON INI SUDAH SONDOL….kah kah kah..

kah kah kah.... SONDOLAN INI TANDA ADA KERJASAMA... kah kah kah..

nota:
siapa sondol kavita singh kah kah kah

TAK PERLU ADA ARAHAN



ERIC CHIA JADI KAYA RAYA BUKAN GEROMBOLAN TOLONG





PEMIMPIN UMNO DIARAH BERGAUL DENGAN BANGSA LAIN
- mkini

Najib Razak mengarahkan semua pemimpin Barisan Nasional supaya menghadiri aktiviti yang dianjurkan oleh bangsa lain dalam usaha mendapatkan sokongan, khususnya daripada masyarakat Cina.

Menurut Mohd Khir Toyo , arahan itu dibuat oleh Najib ketika pemukiman parti berkenaan di Janda Baik, Pahang, baru-baru ini.

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