Nurul Izzah Aidilfitri

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Isnin, 31 Januari 2011

TUKAR TIUB PEMECAH BERITA




SELAMAT MENYAMBUT NAIK HARGA MINYAK


inilah hadiah untuk warga tenang
kah kah kah

harga ron97 naik lagi 10 jadi 2.50 sen
kerana gerombolan amat gumbira atas undi
yang didapati di tenang.

waspada !

kalau gerombolan dan flom masih lagi
di putra jaya sesudah pru 13 lihat
dan saksikan pesta naik barang.

nota:
malam ini hashim tuan punya shell satation
di chow kita akan memberi pengumuman
tak caya tengok!

memteri dah lari
kah kah kah


SALAM DARI LABIS




SELAMAT PAGI DARI LABIS


kami tersangkut disini
tidak ada pilihan
tiga jalan keluar telah ditelan air

jalan ke muar
jalan ke yong peng
dan jalan ke segamat
semua tengelam

dari berita kurang saheh
segamat sedang mengalami banjir
yang meha hebat lebih terok dari 2006/7
telh diberitakan ait telah melebihi
tiinngi setengah tiang talipon

pagi ini kereta di labis berderet deret ingin
keluar - pastilah ini sebahagian dari
warga luar yang datang untuk membantu
calon mereka.

ini hujan hari ke empat
diluar ianya masih terkenching
tak henti henti

semuanya sejuk dan basah
semuanya lenjan dan lunyai
semuanya menunggu cahata ra

nota:
percubaan untuk berkonvoi meninggal kan labois menuju ke yong peng
dalam masa 5 minit lagi!

lihat apa terjadi

salam dari labis

MENUNGGU KEJATUHAN MAHAFIRAUN



SALUT UNTUK ANAK MUDA




nota:
bila agaknya mat sabu akan memakai denim blue
bila agaknya arul akan memakai denim blue
jangan jadi poyo
denim blue
dan sneaker
adalah sebahagian dari ikon cool
untuk memberontak

bila mat sabu pakai denim blue
bila arul pakai denim blue
barulah malaysia akan berubah
kah kah kah




HARI HARI AKHIR SAEKOR MUBARAK
– guardian london

warga mesir benci dengan first lady mesir
warga mesir benci dengan mahafiraun

kebencian ini telah diterjemahkan dengan turun ke jalan raya
rakyat mesir telah berpuluh kali ditipu dengan pilihanraya
seluruh negara arab sedang berubah dan menunggu berita dari cairo
seluruh warga arab sedang menunggu kejatuhan mubarak
telah diberitakan bahawa kapalterbang yang akan
membawa mubarak lari telah sedia menunggu

kalau first lady tunisia lari dengan 1.5 tan emas
berapa pula yang akan di bawa lari oleh first lady mesir

nota:
flom: fat lady of malaysia

HARI KE 5 RAKYAT MESIR TURUN KE JALAN RAYA

As Egypt erupted in a fifth day of dissent and popular anger, the square nursed its wounds of revolution – as did the people, bandaged and bruised, who turned up to fill it again.

Streets were littered with debris, glass, rocks and shotgun casings. Charred fire engines and two army scout cars, torched on Friday night, were towed away with the help of the crowd. And throughout the day, a vast pall of smoke hung in the sky over the capital: set alight the night before, the headquarters of Mubarak's National Democratic Party were still blazing despite the efforts of firemen.

For the protesters, Mubarak's address to the nation in the early hours, in which he announced that he was firing his entire government but not himself, meant little. Indeed, for many, it merely rubbed salt into their wounds.

"All he said was empty promises and lies. He appointed a new government of thieves, one thief goes and one thief comes to loot the country," said Mahmoud Mohammed Imam, a 26-year-old taxi driver. "This is the revolution of the people who are hungry, this is the revolution of the people who have no money against those with a lot of money."
Mubarak's broadcast was almost surreal in its lack of awareness of the crisis that is engulfing Egypt's creaking 30-year leadership: a crisis that, while it has many points of tension, is held together by a single issue – the desire of so many to depose him.



ANAK MUDA BANGUN MELAWAN




ANAK MUDA BANGUN MELAWAN



nota:
salut untuk denim blue
salut untuk levis 501
salut untuk anak muda yang cool !!!





JANGAN LUPA PAGI INI

tunjukkan setiakawan dengan warga mesir
bersama melakar sejarah
turun k eke dutaan mesir:

alamat:

No 12 Jalan Rhu
Off Jalan Ampang Hilir

Perhimpuan ini anjuran Parti Islam Semalaysia
Dan Ngo

Perhimpuanan ini dipimpin oileh Mat Sabu
Dan Arul dari Parti Sosialis ( PSM )



MESIR TUTUP AL-JAZEERA – guardin london

Eygpt today shut down the operations of the Arabic satellite TV channelal-Jazeera, blaming it for encouraging the country's uprising - and demonstrating that the repressive powers of central government are still functioning.

The state-run Mena news agency reported that the information ministry had ordered "suspension of operations of al-Jazeera, cancelling of its licences and withdrawing accreditation to all its staff, as of today".

The Egyptian government has never made a secret of its dislike for the channel, but the final straw may have been an interview it broadcast yesterday with the popular cleric Yusuf al-Qaradawi, who called on the Egyptian president, Hosni Mubarak, to leave the country immediately.

MUBARAK SEMAKIN GOYAH – guardian london

President Hosni Mubarak was desperately trying to cling to power last night as troops opened fire in an attempt to keep tens of thousands of protesters from storming the interior ministry and state-run television and radio stations.

The president's attempt to mollify the demonstrators by sacking his government 24 hours earlier had failed and the leader of the largest Arab nation was facing an ignoble and violent end to his 30 years in power. The streets rang out with anti-government slogans and the cry "Mubarak, your plane is ready".

The president, 82, who has not picked a vice-president since he took office in 1981, appointed his intelligence chief and confidant, Omar Suleiman, to the post. The step indicates for the first time a possible succession plan and also suggests that Mubarak's son, Gamal, long seen as the leader-in-waiting, has been pushed out of the picture.

MARI SELAMATKAN MALAYSIA




SELAMATKAN MALAYSIA DARI FLOM






SILING DI KAWASAN LOBI UTAMA HOSPITAL SERDANG
- meloya

Siling berukuran di kawasan lobi utama Hospital Serdang dilaporkan runtuh tengah malam tadi, dipercayai insiden pertama seumpamanya yang berlaku di hospital itu sejak ia mula beroperasi pada Disember 2005.

Insiden yang berlaku kira-kira 12.30 malam itu telah mengakibatkan bahagian-bahagian dan serpihan siling bertaburan di kawasan lantai lobi.

Jurucakap hospital tersebut ketika dihubungi berkata, tiada kecederaan yang berlaku kerana ketika kejadian tiada orang awam atau pelawat berada di sekitar lokasi.

"Kami juga telah kerahkan pengawal untuk menutup kawasan itu sebaik sahaja kejadian sampai kepada pengetahuan kami. Satu lencongan juga telah dibuat bagi tujuan keselamatan,” katanya.

Jurucakap itu berkata, satu siasatan terperinci sedang dilakukan bagi mengenal pasti punca sebenar kejadian.

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woit… SATU LAGI PROJEK KRONI….kah kah kah

woit... INI MESTI SYARIKAT BUMIPUTERA... kah kah kah..

kah kah kah...INI MESTI BUKAN SYARIKAT ORANG ASLI... kah kah kah..

kah kah kah... INI MESTI BUKAN KERJA SYARIKAT BENGALI....kah kah kah..

woit... APA JADI DENGAN STADIUM RUNTUH?.... kah kah kah..

kah kah kah... SAMPAI SEKARANG PUN TAK ADA LAPORAN... kah kah ah..

nota:
mari selamatkan malaysia dari flom
mari selamatkan malaysia dari fat lady of malaysia
kah kah kah




LIHAT DAN SAKSIKAN LAH




RAKYAT MESIR HALAU FIRST LADY




nota:
di tunis ada first lady
di mesir ada first lady
di malaysia ada fat lady

kah kah kah