Nurul Izzah Aidilfitri

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Selasa, 22 Disember 2009

BERITA -BERITA GUMBIRA UNTUK SATU MALAYSIA




GERAKAN BERI AMARAN, DAKWA KOMEN ZAHID KARUT
-mStar

Gerakan Pulau Pinang memberi amaran kepada Umno negeri itu agar jangan memperlekehkan pihaknya dengan menuntut agar diserahkan kedudukan Pengerusi Barisan Nasional (BN) yang disandang mereka sejak lebih tiga dekad lalu.

Pemangku Pengerusi Perhubungan Gerakan Pulau Pinang Teng Chang Yeow berkata pihaknya kini memainkan penting dalam usaha merampas balik kerajaan negeri daripada Pakatan Rakyat.

"Kami telah memberi sokongan dan berganding dengan kesemua wakil BN khususnya semasa sidang Dewan Undangan Negeri. Kami juga menekankan kerajaan negeri pimpinan DAP agar bertanggungjawab terhadap keputusan-keputusan yang dibuat sejak 8 Mac.

"Jadi, untuk mengatakan Gerakan tidak aktif adalah satu kenyataan sangat mengarut," kata beliau dalam kenyataan dikeluarkan hari ini.


PEMUDA MIC SOKONG UMNO GANTI TSU KOON - malaysiakini

Pemuda MIC Pulau Pinang hari ini menyokong cadangan Umno agar pengerusi BN di negeri itu diambil alih oleh Umno, bukan lagi di tangan Gerakan, dalam usaha merampasnya daripada Pakatan Rakyat.

Ketua Pemuda MIC negeri J Dhinagaran berkata selepas kejatuhan BN di negeri itu kepada Pakatan Rakyat tahun lalu, Umno dilihat sudah mula turun padang untuk memulihkan sokongan rakyat.

Beliau berkata, berdasarkan maklum balas akar umbi di Pulau Pinang, kebanyakannya mahu Umno mengetuai BN di negeri itu.

MCA TIBAI GEROMBOLAN

MCA negeri tidak bersetuju dengan hasrat pengerusi Umno negeri Ahmad Zahid Hamidi, yang juga naib presiden parti itu, untuk berbuat demikian.


KAH KAH KAH…

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kah kah kah… GADUH… LAWAN… TIBAI… kah kah kah..

woit…JANGAN HENTI HENTI… kah kah kah..

woit… JANGAN DENGAR CAKAP MAT MONGOL… kah kah kah..

kah kah kah… KALAU MAT MONGOL MENYIBUK… LAWAN PULAK MAT MONGOL… kah kah kah…

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Tanpa Nama berkata...

Gaduh jangan tidak gaduh.
Unmo dan Gerakan gaduh..mic belasah Gerakan untuk bergasak dengan Unmo..bagui bagui gasak kuat kuat mic supaya pecahberai..the be end d Penang.

Enjin pesawat pejuang TUDM hilang kenapa mic tidak gasak Unmo? enjin bernilai RM50juta boleh hilang? Ini silap mata David Copperfield.

Najib Menteri Pertahanan waktu enjin hilang?? Ape mcm boleh jadi PM kalau keselematan 1Malaysia tidak terjaga?? Enjin boleh terbang keAmerika Latin?? Najib lebih hebat daripada David Copperfield..boleh menghilangkan enjin pesawat pejuang TUDM. Hebat hebat. Betul doa Tok Guru Nik Aziz.
Perut Najib mula pecah. Satu demi satu perbuatan haram keluar untuk doa rakyat!!
Allahuakhbar Allahuakhbar.

mosabit berkata...

ini program raja lawak ka?.....

apa hal umno amik alih?..habislah budak budak lawak tak dapat melawak...

tak habis habis nak bolot semua....

kah kah kah kah kah kah ......

ANUAR berkata...

drama je tu...
kasi org pp sokong balik bn.org pp kn mmg x suka pd umno la ni.drp lepas kt umno baik bg pd gerakan.paham2 le....

Tanpa Nama berkata...

Lessons on The Ant & Grasshopper (Boleh version)
This is a good analogy!

Older Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer, building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool, and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed.

The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.


Modern Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer, building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool, and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The majority of the Malaysian Parliament are stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this poor Grasshopper be allowed to suffer?

Khairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Nazri goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
Najib getting ready with C4 to bomb the ants if they don't assist.

The Malaysia Government immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the summer so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Hishammudin makes 'More Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services. His Kris ready to be bathed with blood if the Ants caused troubles.

The Ant is fined for failing to share 30% of his food with the Grasshopper.

Prime Minister announces that this is part of the NEP. Every ant must not question it. Probably to increase to 60% because of their big population.

Syed Hamid to go ahead to use ISA against any ant, ever they are caught writing for the newspaper.

In his 'Dilemma Dream', .....Dr M wants all the ants dead, and hang the lawyers.

Many years later...

The Ant has migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company there.

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite the 'Special Reservation and handouts'

Losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, Malaysia is still a developing country.

All because the ANTS are still doing their work.............................